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Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born
“mf is a napkin baby
by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023
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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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Giant baby

The giant baby worked at the DA's office. With her rattle in one hand and her bottle in the other hand, she would rattle the cages so that Batman wouldn't have to go it alone all the time. He was sick of doing everything.
by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021
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jay baby

she’s the most kindest, sweetest, and cutest person you’ll ever meet. having a jay baby in your life will be the best life experience ever. she’s very passionate about who she stans and will even run a fan account for her idols. you will regret losing them.
“she’s so sweet, what’s her name?”
oh yeah that’s jay, or jay baby, she’s always like that
by sophisticcated June 30, 2021
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Baby Dicism

The belief in the one true prophet baby dic shask and that he is the chosen one, sent to earth as Dustin to free his people from tyranny and lead them to promise land of liberty and freedom . The Baby Dic religious society was founded on June 6-6-06 at 606pm. And he as fastly become one of the worlds fastest growing religions...
by sum muthafucka January 26, 2021
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fat baby pussy

Hey Marshawn I heard you got that fat baby pussy, can I get a twenty.
by Marshawn washington November 20, 2023
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Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018
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