Runny dog

The aftermath when your dog eats even the slightest amount of cat food and "has the runs" all over the floor.

"Did that dog get into the cat food again? I'm tired of having a runny dog"

by DonutLoverr May 23, 2024

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 03, 2022

Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low

Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long

by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019

dog sandwich

its just a foot job

damn dude i got a dog sandwich last night

by swazey train April 02, 2024

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 27, 2020

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

by Twyst66 January 17, 2022