baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019

Baby Blues

During a short period of time after childbirth, due to the changes in hormones in women's bodies during this complex time, many women may feel moody and depressed, but feeling like they should be happy because their baby is born. This is often defined as "the baby blues". It's like a more common, less severe, temporary post-partum depression.

Woman 1: "After all the time it took for me to finally get pregnant and all of the pain and discomfort I was put through for nine months, shouldn't I be happy that I finally have a baby? It kind of feels like I don't even want to be with him..."
Woman 2: "You're just having the baby blues. I promise to you in no time you'll feel way better. You should look up some information to see how it affects your brain and so that you see you're not alone in this."

by arv_mad February 7, 2024

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

by stormamericaaran11 February 3, 2024

baby repellant

Another word for birth control

Booty

1: Ugh my mom is making me take baby repellant
2: OMG WHEN
1: Sunday

by Kmskmskmskmskmskms♡ December 19, 2016

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

Million Dollar Baby

The phrase "million dollar baby" is used to convey a sense of self-worth and aspiration. The repeated lines "I want make it, so badly, a million dollar baby" mean that the person is determined to succeed and achieve greatness, likening themselves to being as valuable or successful as a "million dollar baby."

Despite the challenges and setbacks, he remains focused on his dreams, determined to prove to everyone that he is a million dollar baby destined for great success.

by JohnB1023 May 9, 2024