Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009

Shit dickins

used to describe a very a shitty situation.

"yo i only got a little bit of weed" says chris. "let me see yo" says palmer. chris shows amount. "oh man thats shit dickins" Plamer says.

by Palmer Gross October 24, 2008

Shit Pumped

To get extremely fucking intoxicated and hyped

"ARE YOU FUCKING SHIT PUMPED"

by Weed man November 28, 2016

Weird Shit

The shit that Kimberly Jane Lucas Rollins does.

Bo: Kim decided to wash the TV with a garden hose.

Caleb: That’s the weird shit.

by ABN_FaLLenAngeL November 16, 2018

shit pic

when somebody takes a pic of their dick and its ugly as fuck

when somebody sends a pic of their dick: man bro thas ugly idek it was a dick i thought it was a shit pic

by seizure2112 February 21, 2019

Shit Pic

A picture that DOES NOT depict any nudity more of an upper face picture of you taking a shit. Also part of the shit pic not Dick pic movement.

I sent my girlfriend a shit pic.

by Tonyfreedrum June 1, 2017

cop shit

To want it so you take it

Your the type to look around but never cop shit

by Clintis April 19, 2018