Pulling A River

Pissing your pants to the point it's almost the amount of liquid as a river

Guy: I just pissed my pants a lot

Guy 2: That's called Pulling A River

by BussinChicken May 08, 2021

Pulling a Paul

Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”

I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.

by Luigitime February 23, 2024

Pulling a Paul

Going to Waffle House or a similar establishment during the day or completely sober. This typically is a sign a person is completely insane or very old.

Jake: I saw John last night Pulling a Paul at Waffle House!
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?

by ScepticalSapien November 03, 2021

To pull a WIB

When you could have healed your incontincence condition by just hitting the gym regularily but you opt for a coleostomy instead. You are pulling an “Where I belong” here

You lazy ass, you’re only here to pull a WIB

by Bottler4ts March 10, 2018

Pull A Jeffy

a person who steals a peice of public property usually in a large group of people so they arent caught

Yo, i was gunna pull a jeffy last night but the cops were every where

by Rofl Wofl July 09, 2009

Pulling a Zoom

When you start off an argument acting dumb but then hit them with so much facts,knowledge, and evidence that they have no choice but to either stop talking or just admit that they were wrong.

Billy: Yeah, I worked For Yahoo!
Ted: Dude, dont make me start pulling a zoom on you.

by datalnklyerrr February 10, 2018

Pulling a D@cen

The act of m@sterb@ting and then going to sleep.

“ i just masterbated and then went to sleep that’s called pulling a d@cen”

by Meg@cock October 29, 2022