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Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles
"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"
by DaggerCat February 26, 2014
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Female Dog

If someone says "female dog" these days, they're calling someone a bitch. Often used by children to avoid cursing.
Person 1: "She's such a female dog!
Person 2: "You're calling her a bitch, aren't you?"
Person 1: "Yes, I'm calling her a bitch."
by NoLifeLoser March 21, 2021
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dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.
dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.
by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017
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Corned Dog

Slang term for corned beef out of a tin.
Give us some of that corned dog with chips please.
by Baz69 July 16, 2022
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Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!
by 2muchrush September 22, 2022
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Throwing dog shit

Meaning when someone who said something so lame u can’t do nothing but tell them that you’re throwing dog poop at their head
BOOOOO I’m throwing dog shit at u bitches heads for real💩💩💩💩
by Nayonit January 15, 2022
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Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
by James Westen April 19, 2019
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