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man crush

the non-erotic, near-romantic feelings a gay man has for a woman.
When I saw Angelina Jolie in in "Wanted," I felt infatuated. I didn't want to date her, but it was a total man crush.
by Justin the Bartender February 25, 2011
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man mafia

A group of naked gang banging men who rome the streets naked and rape people, while they are naked in public
Derell "Dude you gotta hide me! The man mafia are after me!"
Jose "porque?"
by pedophilephile June 23, 2011
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poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.
The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*
by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007
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teenage man candy

An attractive teenage boy that is the object of an older (frequently in her early twenties) woman's affections and/or lust. They are often emo boys.
There was some hot teenage man candy hanging out at the high school today.
by Alison G. March 7, 2007
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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black man hops

A very large vertical jump. The phrase comes from the stereotype that all men of African descent have above average vertical jump.
by loljonolol June 18, 2006
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bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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