Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Baby Splashdown

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.

“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”

by anonymous April 4, 2025

Baby Schobey

Usually a chill ass nigga but will get shit crackin if he has too. Fortnite gang top rank member he the biggest G in scv.

Look at the foo Baby Schobey

by Phil2steezy April 7, 2025

Pink Baby Cat

A person who does not ready up in Wreckfest 2.

Ready up you pink baby cat!

by K-Saturn April 8, 2025

drunken baby

an alcohol addicted perverted girl that loves to party and have sex with as much people as possible

damn shes already on her 12th bottle of booze; shes a drunken baby alright

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

Baby father

White persons version of baby daddy.

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father

by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025

GerGer Baby

A bald Mexican that eats ketchup with everything.

DUDE! You’re such a GerGer Baby

by SkibitiRibitiDibiti April 13, 2025