water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

Firehouse dog dare

The ultimate dare, NO take backs and you have to do it.

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Me: "I dare you"
you: "I double dog dare you"
Me: "I triple dog dare you"
You: "I quadruple dog dare you"
Me: "I FIREHOUSE DOG DARE YOU"

by AMDK April 17, 2025

Mad Dog

A term that is used to describe a cool thing that has happened.

"Oh shit, that's mad dog"

by YourMumsVisa September 5, 2021

Dog

Feet

Get those dogs off me!

by :insert skull here: August 14, 2023

Adultery Dog

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.

Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.

by Owen66 July 15, 2025

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021