token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

stazzi baby

A short stalky man, that has an ass like a pumpkin, a true stazzi baby loves to crack cold ones with the boys everyday and pack fat ass lips

Oh my God Scilla that’s the stazzi baby!

by Buckle Boyzzz 69 May 21, 2018

Brownie Babies

When one comes to completion of fapping into the toilet that they are currently defecating into.

"Sorry for making you wait, I was in the bathroom making brownie babies."

by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

tar babies

When a smoker runs out of cigarettes and collects the tobacco from the butts to roll one.

She finished the pack last night and this morning was smoking tar babies.

by Zha Zhu February 11, 2021

Nosed Baby

type of aura you can't rlly explain you'll just know it when you see it

Eva Green is such a nosed baby

by imtrynalickevagreensmoles May 28, 2024

Baby-hung

When a person's penis is large compared to those on babies.

"You see Johnnie's cock? Dude's baby-hung for sure. No other baby's cock could compare."

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022