Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
by luchbochep October 6, 2022
Get the token babymug. A short stalky man, that has an ass like a pumpkin, a true stazzi baby loves to crack cold ones with the boys everyday and pack fat ass lips
by Buckle Boyzzz 69 May 21, 2018
Get the stazzi babymug. by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020
Get the Brownie Babiesmug. The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
Get the Top Baby Syndromemug. by Zha Zhu February 11, 2021
Get the tar babiesmug. by imtrynalickevagreensmoles May 28, 2024
Get the Nosed Babymug. by Ueberyak November 23, 2022
Get the Baby-hungmug.