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split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.
"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
by Ottertail King June 28, 2011
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BH Syndrome

When a woman or homosexual man is considered boy hungry. Or when they flirt and or kiss many boys around them.
John: Oh damn, Henry is creeeepin tonight.

Paul: Yeah, he's got that BH syndrome.
by jochiwa July 4, 2011
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Repetitive Crash Syndrome

When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.
"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"

"Did she buy her license?!"
by Turkle Murkleton October 17, 2011
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Dumbasperger's Syndrome

A momentary, yet complete loss of one's train of thought. Typically after a long night of drinking and/or cocaine use. Individuals suffering from Dumbasperger's syndrome may start multiple tasks, that remain unfinished until a later date and/or time.
Ashtray: "Dude, when I got home I stared at my computer for 15 minutes trying to remember what I was doing."

Fester: "Sounds like Dumbasperger's Syndrome to me. Did you did you ever figure out what you were doing?"

Ashtray: "What?"
by Birddog69 November 24, 2011
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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questly syndrome

A disease that is characterized by the creation of an MMORPG account, such as World of Warcraft, Runescape or Tibia, in order to complete all of the quests available even if entails paying a monthly fee.
Mark: "How long has Kyle been playing WOW?"

Joe: "He's not logging out until he finishes the last quest."

Mark: "I'm gonna say that we've lost him to questly syndrome."
by Cedarus September 12, 2011
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40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 17, 2023
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