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mouth fucking (advanced oral sex)

is when you stick your dick in a womans
mouth and bang in it as hard or as soft
as you like -note she has to have very strong neck muscles.
you have to be on top as if you are in a missionary position but you have to have your dick in her mouth and bam off until you bust a nut :) use ky jelly....
by R8D-X March 21, 2003
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Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD)

Post-dramatic sex disorder (PDSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing sex. The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and sexual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. Most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop PDSD. People who experience a major orgasm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop PDSD, as opposed to people who experience vanilla sex or merely watch pornography.
Me: I keep dropping my phone . . . It's because of my sweaty palms.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.
by Pools Rule August 31, 2015
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red light green light sex

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.
red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..
by Erik/Raoul March 16, 2010
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r u 4 sexes chat

A way to ask someone for cyber sex. Usually used in this form for humor to make fun of those that actually DO have cyber sex.
"Zomg R U 4 sexes chat?"
"lolerskates! no wai nerd!"
by Mepy April 22, 2006
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go sex your own body

Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"

Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"
by Thine Lord of Pineapple December 27, 2021
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Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy

A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.
I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.
by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010
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