“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”
by Squinty October 14, 2019
by notfineshyt November 24, 2024
What you get when you successfully attract a woman by doing something you saw on Pinterest, - like folding a rose out of a napkin or showing her your homemade lip balm.
Alex: Yo man I got some pinterest pussy last night!
Eric: Nice one! What did you do?
Alex: I drew an accurate map of the world on a napkin to show her where Europe is!
Eric: Nice one! What did you do?
Alex: I drew an accurate map of the world on a napkin to show her where Europe is!
by Dvdssn May 31, 2017
by Glow_stikk March 16, 2024
A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 08, 2022
Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober
The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.
"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."
by Ohbabyatriple December 14, 2021