Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety

I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa

by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.

Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!

by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024

Chamber Face

When one has to take a shit, but cannot reach the bathroom at the time and is focusing on not farting or soiling themselfs, this is also known as having "one in the chamber". This usually comes with a slumped back, slow long paces, a serious face, and a humped walk. And usually when one releases one from the chamber they have what is known as, the release face.

WIPE OFF THAT CHAMBER FACE

by Onebulletinyourchamber June 18, 2011

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014

Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.

by Loween18 March 9, 2017