Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
by Erect Cactus December 17, 2017
by Smirge April 15, 2016
guy 1: damn that Mason boy has a real spicy stench in his room.
guy2: yeah he's franky red hot, cause he puts that shit on everything.
guy2: yeah he's franky red hot, cause he puts that shit on everything.
by dystopiaSucks69 March 14, 2022
Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom April 30, 2016
Man A ejaculates in Man B's anus, who then defecates into the vagina of Woman C, resulting in a pregnancy (combination of Tokyo Drift and an Alabama Hot Pocket)
by Sick lil Puppy July 05, 2024
by Yourdogsdick2 July 20, 2022
When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 09, 2017