Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.

He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.

by misstara007 January 4, 2022

Bite Me

it means Leave me alone

Annoying dude: hey

You: Bite me

by the bite me dude July 16, 2022

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Me Thanekar

The Place where you get the most quality Vlogs and Bad Jokes together. Surely they aren't Consistent but the videos are of the best quality but not the jokes XD. Wanna see one more bad joke? Go down and see 😂

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by U know who has written this XD November 23, 2021

Cash me outsidde

Catch me out Side.

Cash me outsidde how bout dat.

by sup m8 u cant c me February 6, 2017

pick me actor

An actor who gets in a play with a lot of assistance from actor friends and then ditches said actor friends in the play THEY ALL AUDITIONED FOR, then proceeds to suck up to other, 'superior' actors, director, stage manager, etc.. Typically acts different around friends than around superiors, much like the pick me girl.

"Fuck man, i hate to say it, but he is such a pick me actor,"

"SHIT DUDE I KNOW,"

by Cephalopedia December 1, 2023

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021