Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Dog scissor

The sexual act of rubbing one’s anus on someone else’s anus.

Jordan spent all night dog scissoring his partner.

by Marcass-hole August 15, 2021

Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018

top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021

dream dog

The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.

After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.

by Neb Som February 24, 2017

Dog Water

When you are trash at any source of internet; sexual fluid that i don't want to talk about

You are f'in Dog water my guy

by what is my life right now March 28, 2021