Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.
I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
by aussie type of guy April 07, 2011
When you’re done making a snow angel, you can just flip over and make a pie with that round-ass pie face
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by Pinkforshort May 05, 2019
"Girl, you should have seen my mans pie face last night. He really enjoyed it."
"You should have seen his pie face. That vj must have tasted off
"You should have seen his pie face. That vj must have tasted off
by Dacatoa May 23, 2018
Pie Face is an extremely fat bastard with massive tits, he stays inside and loves to eat lasagna, he has no real mates and has big enough tits to wear a bra other names for a Pie Face include garfield, fatty, man and fobe
by PieFaceIsAVirginForLife April 13, 2020
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