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40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 17, 2023
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Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome, or BDS for short, is when you have an absolutely massive, world destroying manhood. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Big Dick Syndrome is when you actually have a massive member, a humongous hammer, an elephantine erection, a colossal cock. Choose your pick, they're all valid.
Girl A: So you're telling me that even a magnum was too small for him?
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
by Yeethaw_76 July 25, 2019
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Passenger Syndrome

When riding in a car someone else is driving, the anxiety, fear, or hyper criticality of everything the driver does and/or on the road.

Can lead to becoming a Back Seat Driver, or Passenger Seat Tourettes Syndrome.
Passenger: slight vocalization of concern going around a corner
Driver: Are you okay?
Passenger: Yeah it's just a little Passenger Syndrome.

Driver a quarter mile ahead: taps brakes
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN THEY'RE STOPPING!
Driver: Geez relax, your Passenger Syndrome is insufferable today.
by sockpuppetcow June 14, 2022
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Vatican Syndrome

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.
“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
by Carnefice November 14, 2021
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Bitchy teacher syndrome

When a teacher is bitchy and annoying most often used for people with the last name kotylak
Man mrs kotylak has a bad case of bitchy teacher syndrome
by Yoamama April 18, 2024
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Stella syndrome

A female who is offline and doesn’t respond to your message. Only answers occasionally but has no consistency.
Bro she’s got Stella syndrome dip now on get a response on you 21st.
by English mustard May 18, 2020
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FSB Syndrome

"Allan hasn't gotten laid in a month and is starting to go crazy."

"Yeah, I think he's got FSB Syndrome."
by lksolid May 18, 2018
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