phuck face

A nicer way to call someone a fuck face.

My friend was being a phuck face at the bar last night.

by :Eagleone: May 6, 2016

Fat face lie

A flabby ass fib

The dilettante politician oozed over to the podium, and started telling fat face lies.

by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 13, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Allah face

The face you make when a person about to explode

Guy - uh oh

Girl - what ?

Guy - he about to combust

Girl - (makes Allah face)

by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024

shag face

The face a boy/man makes when he is shagging his girlfriend. This can range from a straight face to a frown.

"So girl tell me about when you shagged him"
"It was so good but be kept frowning at me"
"Awww don't worry about that girl, it'll just be his shag face"

by bananacake01 July 7, 2016

Chonk Face

A face like this: :3 or -w- or OwO or UwU

THAT IS A CHONK FACE.

by Gone, But Not Forgotten October 21, 2021