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Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
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call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby
"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"
by michaelje13 November 21, 2022
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babies

"babies are really annoying, i hate when they cry"
by w34sl3y November 29, 2020
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toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl
He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.
by dkjmt October 6, 2009
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Baby-Making

A man and a woman get comfy in bed and have unprotected sex, they breed until the man's baby juice exits his dick and enters the woman's hole
Maya and Simon were doing some intense baby-making last night
by Lmao27 July 25, 2025
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scar baby

One whom sales themselves to others who find pleasure in delving out pain. In the form of punishment. ie (hitting,burning, cutting,) with said punishment leaving scars.

Scar baby
" punish me more " moaned the scar baby
by Dawn Knights January 1, 2021
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baby j

Let’s step outside and smoke a baby j.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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