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16th wind

Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .
He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.
by Smuckers 3300 September 29, 2019
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.
"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."
by ian November 17, 2004
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Wind Smell

noun
The scent that sticks to your body after spending a lot of time in windy conditions. It is the most noticeable in longer hair because they are lifted up and stroked more by the wind. The smell itself could be described as energetic and youthful.
Person A: Hey, does my hair have wind smell?
Person B: *puts Person A's hair up to their nose* oh, it does!
by frogs_are_neat February 29, 2020
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
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