Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

corn boob

The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.

OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!

by whosmygoodgirl October 13, 2015

Corn Flip

A southern slang for a sporadic farmer. (typically one who grows a lot of corn)

John: there goes Dave being a Corn Flip.
Dave: Ahahgaghgh ima crazy hahaha.
John: No one likes you.

by Corn Flip January 15, 2022

corn seller

sells corn

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”

by sienna. July 13, 2018

pot corn

When you poop and there is corn in the pot.

Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.

by catnip785052 January 7, 2012

Corn on the Cob

a mans penis covered in sores & bumps

he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!

by jeremyhope52 February 23, 2021