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An herbal essence

FYI, Did You Know?
In Canada, it's mandatory for everyone between the ages of 13 and death to light up at least 1/4 Oz a week. There is also a minimum of 2 papers per joint (equivalent of 1 Philly Wrap). It is recommended that you carry extra weed as the RCMP (Royal Canadian Marijuana Pinchers) are known to confiscate your weekly supply. Every Sunday, which is the day Canadians pray to the Holy Plant, Urine Samples must be given to determine the amount of THC in your body. If your THC level falls below 0.58 your Daily Prostitute privileges are taken away and are forced to wear a sign that reads, " I'M A FUKKIN LOSERRRRRRRRRRR"
Person 1: Ey man how much weed you smoke this week?
Person 2: None at alll man i been sik with pneumonia
Person 1: Hello, 911!?!!Come quick there's a pussy on the
loose!!!!
911: Huh??..o shit thats rite, ummmm.. call back in like 5 min ok buddy...yoooo, relaxx Lieutenant!! stop bein such a roach killer..{Click}
by drizzo613 June 27, 2006
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Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians
I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.
by Paul September 8, 2004
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weed weasel

one who never has weed and always epects others to pack and when they do get a bag you never see them till its gone
No marty you can't have a bong hit you weed weasel .
by cheeba monkey February 19, 2008
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Dick Weed Syndrome

Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
by Depatment of STD Studies October 21, 2013
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legal weed

my wish
i wish there was legal weed
by WoodChucky September 7, 2016
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commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.
Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.
by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004
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wheel-wheedle

Refers to the selfish act of using flattery, coaxing, or other social pressure to get others to give you rides (i.e., "be your wheels") for free.
I appreciate friendliness and honest compliments from others as much as anyone, but I always have to look out for wheel-wheedlers.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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