whale rider

mRS. bARRETS Husband who has to ride a whale every nite.

Now I know what Mr. Barret feels like.

by TakeADump November 6, 2003

Whale wars

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

whale wars rules

by huey poplockndropit July 20, 2009

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Killer Whale

When a male is fornicating a black female then ejaculates all over her eyes, neck, and stomach, resembling a killer whale

Man did you watch that one porno, "Seaman World," that chick just got a killer whale.

by J K. June 12, 2008

Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

by elsucioSEANchez March 31, 2010

Ovary Whale

An unofficial name for a female sperm whale, cannot be said with a straight face.

Man, check out that ovary whale:
Sweet, check out the size of its head!!

by OriginalAnno January 25, 2011

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011