Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025

Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Wanker

A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso

Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'

by notawanker December 25, 2023