Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 5, 2023

Wanker

A really nice person

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!

by disturbation April 29, 2021

J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017

Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020

Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019