Soggy Waffle

When your partner ejaculates on your anal warts, making it wet and giving it the texture of a waffle.

“My boyfriend gave me a soggy waffle last night..”

by Cunnilingusking June 7, 2018

jizz waffle

A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.

That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.

by Jake Sheezy October 31, 2007

waffle stomp

a waffle stomp is when you shit in the shower and push the shit down the drain.

Alex: "hey are drain is clogged again, do you know why?"
Thomas: "yeah i waffle stomped the drain"
Alex: "fucking faggot."

by perons_01 October 7, 2018

hot waffle

Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

by Colbert Viewer February 28, 2008

waffle snatch

a girl whos vagina is infested with various diseases

I went down on Carrie and discovered her nasty waffle snatch.

by New Hall Revolution May 13, 2005

cunt waffle

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.

I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.

by ashho October 28, 2006

twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

by rwetyertyerty March 14, 2009