white unicorn

someone that is rarely seen at work. Even if he does come to work he gets very little accomplished.

has anyone seen the white unicorn today?

by riggerrrrrr September 11, 2010

unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.

I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.

by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010

unicorn sounds

1 . the unknown sound a unicorn makes

2. famous nyc underground record label

unicorn sounds

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

Golden Unicorn

When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.

Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Golden Unicorn rather than jerk off first.

by Sheetz October 19, 2013

Unicorn Surprise

A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum

Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.

by WichitaStateFan April 5, 2010

Unicorn Pyramid

A pyramid made of unicorn corpses and used in military combat.

Military Strategy Unicorn Pyramid: Where are we gonna get a bunch of unicorn corpses, Sarge?

by The Lenny Dee November 10, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn

When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole

One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!

by Katzumi May 26, 2010