Turtle Time

Turtle Time is a secret area located on a small moon. Turtle Time is a building that is in the shape of a turtle. Tourists are welcomed to discover the turtle statues inside the building. The turtle statues contain alien guts inside.

Dave: Hey have you heard about that cool place called Turtle Time?

Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?

Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!

by The guy with the orange January 31, 2019

turtle doving

Butt fucking on the Delaware boarder, as made popular by that twangy Bama song. Anyone with a dick and an asshole can turtle dove, although fags have made the term most popular.

You went turtle doving on the Mason-Dixon line last night?

Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.

by B<3Cliff December 8, 2009

Turtle Bunny

A woman with a very attractive Body, but a less than desireable face.

That guys girlfriend is a Turtle Bunny

by R1ch1e January 23, 2008

Turtle Duck

the turtle claws punk cousin who jacked the turtle claw mans claw, who later paid for his actions

I, the turtle claw man, vows to go through any length to get my claw back, even if it means DEATH TO THE TURTLE DUCK!!!!!

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009

turtle head

poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face

Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head

by princelessbelle January 20, 2004

Turtle Bop

Turtle Bop, is when a girl goes out of her house or shell fucks all the guys and then goes back in her shell or house and does it again and again.

OMG i just saw your mom walking down the street with another guy ..... WHAT A TURTLE BOP.

by LiL Crick(buh) September 29, 2010

Turtle Up

Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city and can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage

OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. A total turtle up situation.

by jackrabbitslim May 2, 2014