Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

Turkey Thug

It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.

Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.

by OG Bobby Johnson Jr April 11, 2021

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

by Boobalaz July 15, 2022

Word turkey

A phrase originated in Kaufman, TX that can be used to acknowledge a statement, to confirm affirmation, to express your approval and/ or just to say hi.

Y’all gonna be home later?
Word Turkey.

by Slim’sLady January 10, 2022

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 10, 2021

Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass

Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.

by Miimosa January 29, 2022

Turkey leg

(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable

Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.

by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021