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Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).
The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.
by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023
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Vampire Bag

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019
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Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.
Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.
by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023
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Vampire

Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period
Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period!

Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !
by Humanation September 25, 2020
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vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period
real men let their girl do the vampire facial
by captainpoggers May 2, 2024
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Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019
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Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's
Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night
by anonymous October 28, 2021
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