Saggy Tit

A degree of lameness so far beyond being lame. You made the tit sag.

A: you want to go to a party later?
B: yeah, sure. call me when you're ready to come get me.
(2 hours later)
A: i'm gonna come get you now
B: i fell asleep and am not feeling well
A: you're really saggy titting it this time

by Caitlyn H May 26, 2008

ape tit

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

tits and grits

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast

i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits

by murda doc September 21, 2009

Beefy Tits

A term made popular by the Jerky Boys in the 90's. It's a put down that describes either a fat guy with large he-tits or a body-builder with huge pectorals.

You think you're a tough guy, huh beefy tits, fruity-ass...

by S AL December 28, 2005

orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.

I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.

by jc56 August 8, 2006

tits deep

When a person is deep enough in a substance that the substance is up to their tits.

or

A way of saying how much trouble you are in.

My cousins Sydney and Simon were tits deep when they wrecked Lisa's van.

or

The water in the pool was tits deep.

by slamabamafefifofama September 1, 2008

Ninja Tits

When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.

So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009