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penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
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Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
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styling grease

A slang term for hair gel or similar products.
Oh man, I ran out of styling grease today when I was greasing it down.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
by M1nak041n0 May 21, 2021
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark
Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.
by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease

wen u juh str8 doggin ha shii

goin crazy in dat bih
jit im finna go grease dis bad bih

“her shii fat im finna go grease”
by kjeeezyyy November 2, 2021
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