taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

Taintmaster

Andy Heyman

"Andy rubs his taint so much he could barely drive"

by The Heyman fan club! February 9, 2004

Tainttanger

Make-up artist in the porn industry specializing in genitailia enhancement.

After the fluffer finished her duties the tainttanger applied the finishing touches.

by RDM November 26, 2003

taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.

That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.

by Jibber87 June 13, 2005

taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 8, 2008

taintless

1. A man whos balls meet his anus

2. A man who can stuff his balls into his anus.

That guy is totally taintless

by FOJB February 23, 2008