Wank Bank

The list of chicks in your head that you wack off too.

That chick has a great ass, im adding her to my "Wank Bank"

by Steven J Smeckles January 15, 2009

fuck wank

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.

i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

emo wank

To cry and wank at the same time.

You broke my heart you bitch! I'll be having an emo wank tonight.

by MrDaniel December 1, 2006

asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

by mongger April 8, 2006

danger wank

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006

wank dial

when you accidentally knock your phone in your pocket while having a wank.

*Phone rings*

Friend: Hello

Wanker: *FAP FAP FAP FAP* Oh shit.

Friend: What the hell were you doing?

Wanker: Sorry, I must have wank dialed you

by T Bone. October 10, 2010

blood wank

The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.

"Have you read the latest issue of 2000AD?"
"Not had time. Serious blood wank week."

by Lolo Bolo January 8, 2008