yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube

Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

Tube

Belfast slang for a person lacking skill at sports - especially football.

See yer man- he’s a tube. No wonder he’s always picked last!

by TommyMack January 1, 2022

Troy Tube

a creamy little ben who brings joy to all. he is a truley devious lttle fambunchuaous dandy with lots of experience

posie-ing

look at that benning little Troy Tube!

by anonymous January 5, 2023

tube jig

masturbating until one perches.

Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.

by matelalique September 7, 2010

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024