Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 29, 2015

Menai steamer

The Menai Steamer is similar to the Boston and Cleveland Steamer, only once the shitter has done the needful he then proceeds to have sex with the poo.

I happened upon Brad and the champ having a Menai Steamer in the car park of Menai Central - it was so romantic

by Mailroom69 January 1, 2022

Steamer

Doing yoga poses in a sauna while doing extremely rough Intercourse

A guy invited a girl over for a quick steamer

by Kattttttttyyyyy November 21, 2017

Sheboygan steamer

Same as a cleavland steamer but adding a penis in the mouth in honor of Sheboygan's largest festival dedicated to the sausage called the Brat.

Jimmy was so drunk that he gave her the Sheboygan Steamer and than fell asleep.

by Sidogg August 5, 2022

Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.

I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!

by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

Kentucky Steamer

When a man pours a shot of bourbon on a woman's chest, drops a deuce on her chest and sprinkles the load with brown sugar. Then, the man muddles the brown sugar bourbon deuce with his butt cheeks.

I just got back to my room at the Brown Hotel and my wife and I made a Kentucky Steamer.

by DJ Erryson March 9, 2025

Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025