Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010

salty breadstick

The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.

Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!

by only poly October 2, 2017

Sweet and Salty

The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.

Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.

by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022

Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022