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Cookie Sniff

The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good
OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!
by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022
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cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.
"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"
by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013
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fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.
Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.
by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016
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Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.
After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.
by nutsong December 22, 2013
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Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012
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Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.
Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
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