Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh June 8, 2018

Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

Taint Paint

Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into

I gave that girl the taint paint

by Wu-Tang Dan January 29, 2022

goochie taint

A round brown crust build up on the corners of your butt hole sometimes called the ass cheese

Wow that kid is one goochie taint

by Gang yeet August 20, 2017

Nose taint

The small area between the nostrils

He licked the bottom of my nose between the nostrils. It was weird having my nose taint licked!

by Capt Hook is the best! June 29, 2025