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Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.
by notabandkid May 11, 2022
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Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?
What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
by Gordon bombay613 November 14, 2011
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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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