pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for men.

girl 1: i hate to address this issue, but in the tenet picture i searched for a bulge🤫😝.

girl 2: me too but that’s called a camel hump.

girl 1: what?

girl 2: a mans camel toe.

girl 1: oh! that makes sense!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021