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Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass
by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023
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Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch
Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!
by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022
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Grass

that green shit people always tellin you to touch
by the fresh king of bel air July 13, 2023
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Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
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Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.
“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”
by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025
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The Grass Gang

The Grass Gang is a group created by 2 lovely young people. It is said to be the best gang ever; better than the Mulch Gang.
“Hey, do you want to join the Grass Gang?”
by mizukithesilly November 27, 2023
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Grass Honky

Derogatory term for a white redneck located in a prairie/grassland
The grids get dangerous after dark; all the grass honkies start their migration home from the bar

"If America don't come 'round, we got to burn it down. You better get some guns, brother. The only thing the grass honky respects is a gun."
by Cornbread Fred June 22, 2023
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