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A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
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Dirty Richard

The act of looking at a sibling when they are naked.
My sister was so hot, so i did a dirty Richard.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Angry richard

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.
by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024
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Richard

The most badass guy ever, he has the strength of 10 fucking bodybuilders. He is handsome, he gets every girl he wants, but he only want milfs. 12 inch penis, and a huge but. The definition of sexy. He could beat everyone up. Muscular guy.

Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there

Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
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Richard

Typically good singers. And good gamers. Usually GTA with a fish head
Richard stole Camdens pet fish.
by Pringles28 July 4, 2022
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Richard

N - A hunky, smelly, dirty man who frequently talks about queefing videos, and touching 18 year old boys long shafts. If you are a teen runaway you should always try to find yourself a Richard. They are kind and tender loving two young men.
Richard's good dick has kept me safe and warm since I ran away to become a young model.
by Fraw October 16, 2019
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