Colombian slang, specifically from Medellin or "The paisa zone".
It means someone who is skillful when doing something specific, it's used as a noun.
It means someone who is skillful when doing something specific, it's used as a noun.
Ese Profesor es muy teso // That teacher is really good (at teaching)
Mariana Pajon es muy tesa // Mariana Pajon is really skillful (Given the context that she is a BMX world champion, you automatically understand we're talking about Mariana Pajon being good at BMX) //
-Hey Sebas, cuanto es 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, ni siquiera tuve que pensarlo
-Uy Marica!, used es muy teso
-Hey Sebas, how much is 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, I didn't even have to think about it.
-BRO! You are so good at math.
Teso/Tesa
Mariana Pajon es muy tesa // Mariana Pajon is really skillful (Given the context that she is a BMX world champion, you automatically understand we're talking about Mariana Pajon being good at BMX) //
-Hey Sebas, cuanto es 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, ni siquiera tuve que pensarlo
-Uy Marica!, used es muy teso
-Hey Sebas, how much is 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, I didn't even have to think about it.
-BRO! You are so good at math.
Teso/Tesa
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Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
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