Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

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Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

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corn boob

The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.

OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!

by whosmygoodgirl October 13, 2015

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Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.

I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak

by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016

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Corn Douglas

The Canadian translation of "Corn Dog"

Aye friend, wanna grab a Corn Douglas after work?

by Bigjohnsanuderas November 10, 2016

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A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.

mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.

by marcsu October 20, 2018

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