surf dick

When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.

I surfed so long today, I got surf dick. A good blow job will make it feel better.

by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007

surprise boner

an erection that comes for no reason. it just happens. you could be in the locker room with a bunch of dudes. dont worry if it happens there. as long as it only happens once youre probably not gay, just unlucky.

its a quiet day in penisville. some young sperm cells have crawled into the penis and are playing in the veins.
Cell 1: Hey, whats that sound?
Cell 2: surprise boner!
Cell 1: The blood wasnt supposed to come till we see the hot chick on the bus!
Cell 3: DIVE!
Kid in real life standing in front of class: Oh God, not now!

by slimjoe169 October 4, 2009

transit surf

Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexes.

The Red Line car was so packed that I had to transit surf all the way to Roosevelt.

by MeghanML March 27, 2009

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

Suri

a test-tube baby, or a publicity stunt. no way was she conceived naturally, because her dad, tom cruise is a fag! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TOM CRUISE!!!!

suri was made in a test tube.

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

Surprise Facial

When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

by IMA CUM ON YOU December 17, 2008

Sure Does

Used to confuse. Does not have any real meaning. Used when you really don't want to say yes or no, or even answer the question for that matter.

Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2:"Sure does"
Person 1:"Wait, What?"

by Breckin April 22, 2010