how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 21, 2021

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

bloody richard

The Bloody Richard

The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.

She blew in his cock so much he has The Bloody Richard

by Fackthaworld September 27, 2022

Richard Macy

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.

Don’t be a richard Macy, he’s a man

by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020

Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.

If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.

by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021

Daniel Richards

I love this man. He's got them sweet cheeks you know. Makes some extreme bank and spends it all on me. He is excessively famous though constantly denies it. One of the nicest people you will ever know.

"He's a proper daniel richards"
"I'd have some of that Richards"

by LargepogGee January 27, 2022

Richard

Has a large but deformed cock which he touches often when looking at Land Rover photographs

Oh there goes Richard again looking at land rovers and stroking off!

by Clever Si November 24, 2021