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Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
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exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"
by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008
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Exertion Stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"
by Griffith de la cruz November 10, 2008
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pylon stroller

pylon stroller is a word to say 'i didn't even go to that party....' when you are ajitated
scott capinick: hey man, u were so funny on saturday
sean cadman: pylon stroller!!! (but i didnt even go to that partay!!!) :(
sean cadman: oh well... mother weres pokemon yellow version
by Samdawg May 2, 2007
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baby strokes [b-strokes]

some who have sex that well
mr metts got baby strokes b-strokes
by netoyoshi October 21, 2008
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Three-stroke limit

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.
"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."
by coining buttress September 22, 2011
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Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.
guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls
by walletboy December 27, 2011
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