Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008

Exertion Stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 10, 2008

pylon stroller

pylon stroller is a word to say 'i didn't even go to that party....' when you are ajitated

scott capinick: hey man, u were so funny on saturday
sean cadman: pylon stroller!!! (but i didnt even go to that partay!!!) :(
sean cadman: oh well... mother weres pokemon yellow version

by Samdawg May 2, 2007

baby strokes [b-strokes]

some who have sex that well

mr metts got baby strokes b-strokes

by netoyoshi October 21, 2008

Three-stroke limit

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.

"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."

by coining buttress September 22, 2011

Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.

guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls

by walletboy December 27, 2011